C.I.A. - Computer Industry Acronyms

CD-ROM : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA : People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN : It Still Does Nothing
SCSI : System Can’t See It
MIPS : Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS : Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2 : Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP : Plug and Pray
APPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM : I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL : Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP : Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH : Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA : American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW : What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well


Δε φαντάζομαι να πιστεύατε ότι όντως έχω έγγραφα της CIA ε; Δε νομίζω ότι θα βρισκόμουν εδώ αυτή τη στιγμή! ;-) :Pp